User:	daily_deviant (posted by gatewaygirl)
	Date:	2009-11-06 20:38
	Subject:	6th November 2009 20:34 - Lost and Held
	Security:	Public

Title: Lost and Held
Author: gatewaygirl
Characters: Sirius, Peter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Castration, sex, cross-dressing, manipulation
Themes/kinks chosen: Eunuchs/Castrati, Costumes
Word Count: 5,317
Summary: An accident gives Sirius and Peter a shared secret
Author's notes: November prompts included the theme "eunuchs/castrati". It's listed in the tags as "castration", which would have been a rather different story. I have been as accurate as I could manage with the theme, but certainly do not guarantee all details are correct. ;-) Thanks to Clauclauclaudia for very short-notice beta work.


( Lost and Held )

	User:	pornish_pixies (posted by paukenfrau)
	Date:	2009-11-05 23:43
	Subject:	LONG(ish?): One Dark and Stormy Evening (Al/Scorpius, NC-17)
	Security:	Public
	Mood:	giddy
	Music:	"When I'm Sixty-Four" by the Beatles

Title: One Dark And Stormy Evening
Pairing: Al/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17 for language, graphic sex
Word Count: about 2,050
Summary: Al and Scorpius drink Polyjuice to look like their dads; hilarity and fucking ensue.
Warnings: They're both 17 and acting their age.  Does teenage stupidity need a warning? 
Disclosure Statement: two large bags of Chili Cheese Fritos and a nice bottle of Riesling were killed in the making of this fic. 
Notes and thanks: Happy belated birthday, Jana!  I tried to combine your present with this month's drunken fanfic challenge -- hence the title, stolen from the prompt -- but didn't get off my arse in time to post it there, so it morphed into something even stranger.  Hope you enjoy it.  :D

ETA: Jana got the bunny for this fic from bryoneybrynn 's hilarious work of staggering genius, Another...and Another...and, Fuck It, Just Leave Me the Bottle.  It's 1,200 words of sheer brilliance.

	User:	daily_deviant (posted by didodikali)
	Date:	2009-11-06 14:55
	Subject:	The Greater Goodzilla and the Doomed Gingerbread Castle of Doom.
	Security:	Public

Title: The Greater Goodzilla and the Doomed Gingerbread Castle of Doom.
Artist: didodikali
Media: pencil.
Characters: Albus, Gellert.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Haha. No.
Themes/kinks chosen: costumes, symphorophilia

( Rarrrgh! Rahhhr! Graaahr! Arrrrhahahahahaha! )

	User:	daily_deviant (posted by alisanne)
	Date:	2009-11-05 00:00
	Subject:	Fic: Required Relief (Neville, NC-17)
	Security:	Public
	Mood:	okay

Title: Required Relief
Author: alisanne
Characters: Neville Longbottom/?
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: BDSM.
Themes/kinks chosen: Clamps
Word Count: 1850
Summary: There are some nights the Neville just needs a break from being in command.
Author's notes: Thanks to sevfan and eeyore9990 for their assistance.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Required Relief )

	User:	daily_deviant (posted by snegurochka_lee)
	Date:	2009-11-04 20:39
	Subject:	Fic: Office Boy (Harry/Draco, NC-17)
	Security:	Public
	Mood:	relieved

Title: Office Boy
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: EWE, probably. Also, see theme.
Theme chosen: Nipple clamps
Word Count: ~2,500
Summary: Harry watched the single bead of sweat slide down the side of Malfoy's face, slipping behind his ear and disappearing into his hair, and Harry's body gave a shiver at the thought of what was causing Malfoy's tension.
Author's notes: This is for marguerite_26, who was the most insanely tireless cheerleader and beta for my hd_career_fair story last month when I turned into a whinging snowflake of epic proportions and was wringing my hands over ever having been mad enough to sign up for an H/D fest. :) She suggested Harry/Teddy, actually, when I insisted on writing her a reward, but that shall have to wait for another day, because lo, now it seems my brain is all LET'S WRITE MOAR H/D OKAY. :/

( Office Boy )

	User:	daily_deviant (posted by unbroken_halo)
	Date:	2009-11-02 14:23
	Subject:	Fic: Detention, Severus/Harry, NC-17
	Security:	Public

Title: Detention
Author: unbroken_halo
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Costumes
Other Warnings: wall sex, role playing, bottom!Snape
Word Count: 1,100
Summary/Description: Severus supervises Harry's detention.
Author's Notes: Err… I chickened out of the clamp/torture fic I had planned, so you get Snarry instead, yay! Thanks to eeyore9990 for the encouragement and the superfast beta! *mucha smoocha* darling.

( Detention )

	User:	daily_deviant (posted by dd_mods)
	Date:	2009-11-02 11:05
	Subject:	Kinky Kristmas 2009 Banners!
	Security:	Public

Kinky Kristmas begins posting in one month! Is everyone as excited as we are?? We don't want anyone to miss out on all the fabulous art and fic that will be posted here in December, so we have banners to remind everyone to keep an eye on us. Feel free to snag them and advertise if you'd like!

This year's fantastic banners are courtesy of hollyboo2001. :D




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( Lots more behind the cut! )

	User:	daily_deviant (posted by dd_mods)
	Date:	2009-11-01 01:15
	Subject:	Monthly Wrap-Up: October 2009
	Security:	Public

The themes for October 2009 were:

1. edible aphrodisiacs
2. hyphephilia (arousal by touching fabrics or garments)
3. sperm banks (place kink, semen kink, fertility story, etc.)
4. tourniquets (blood flow restriction)
- with alternate pairing Romilda Vane/Angelina Johnson

( Monthly Masterlist, October 2009 )

	User:	daily_deviant (posted by hollyboo2001)
	Date:	2009-10-31 14:42
	Subject:	Art: Black Velvet (nws)
	Security:	Public
	Mood:	sick

Title: Black Velvet
Artist: hollyboo2001
Media: pencil sketch, scanned, lines & color in PhotoShop
Characters: James and Lily Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Het
Themes/kinks chosen: hyphephilia
Artist's notes: James getting his freak on with Lily and that touch of velvet. This is my first post on Daily Deviant. So please, ya'll bare with me, I fail at posting stuff.


( Black Velvet )

	User:	daily_deviant (posted by ragdoll)
	Date:	2009-10-30 01:53
	Subject:	Sex & Candy (Ginny/Romilda, NC-17)
	Security:	Public

Title: Sex & Candy
Author: ragdoll
Characters: Ginny Weasley/Romilda Vane
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: power play, dub dub dub dub-con, sex while under the influence of aphrodisiacs, 16 yr old girls
Themes/kinks chosen: edible aphrodisiacs, sex toys, femmeslash, dub-con, power play
Word Count: 3500
Summary: For Ginny Weasley, revenge is a dish best served cold with a side order of chocolates.
Author's notes: I was originally going to go for this month's alternate pairing of Angelina/Romilda, but Ms Johnson would not cooperate. I'd had the idea of writing Romilda/Ginny revenge sex fic for a while, inspired by a wonderful piece of Ginny/Romilda-in-lingerie art by violetfishy for daily_deviant three years ago. Sadly, the fabulous Miss Fishy is no longer in fandom and the art long since taken down so I cannot share it with you. Believe me when I tell you it was hot.

Thanks to r_grayjoy and eeyore9990 who helped me through this and refused to let me give up on it, and then beta'd it too. Thank you, my darlings.

( Sex & Candy )

	User:	painless_j
	Date:	2009-10-29 00:35
	Subject:	HP recs: two long H/D fics
	Security:	Public

I've been thinking about what being in fandom and out of fandom means in my case -- well, apart from the obvious, such as participating in various events, doing community service, and such. It also means that, for example, in my time in HP fandom, any couple of recs I posted were two from a hundred fics read or tried. Now it means two out of three that I tried :) I'm not going out of my way to find new interesting things anymore, nor am I willing to try a fic if I find something (even a tiny something) displeasing in the headers. And if I do try reading something, chances are I'll never finish it. I mean, finishing a HP fic has become exception rather than rule. I find this sort of change very amusing. :)


A Confusion of Will and Desire, by Gatewaygirl ##
Harry/Draco, some Harry/Ginny, Harry/OFC, NC-17, novel-length. Canon Compliancy: EWE. Summary: When Harry starts to have erotic dreams about his godfather, he questions his sexual preference. The real issue turns out to be even more complicated and disruptive. Warnings: highlight in the fic post.

Gatewaygirl writes my dream Harry/Draco. Well, she writes my-dream-many-a-thing; she's only of my favourite writers in general. But her H/D, rare as it is, is unique, as for me. It's long, plotty enough, sexy, and has this something undefinable that charms the pants off me. If you have read her Snakes and Lions, you'll love this fic: it has some similar ideas, only shown differently, and somewhat similar relationship dynamics. Somewhat, not quite. (If you haven't read SaL, whatever are you waiting for?)

I saw this story posted and thought the premise looked intriguing. Ha! The actual story turned to be even more intriguing, and I was completely hooked by the second thousand words. What's happening to Harry at the beginning is both interesting and creepy. Of course I wanted to know what was going on. When very soon Harry had to talk to a Muggle shrink, well, this was the scene that made me fall in love with this fic. It's hilarious, even though it's not comedic per se. It's just... try to imagine in detail how the story of Harry's life and various relationships would look if told to a Muggle. Yeah :)

Anyway, it's near 70K words that kept my attention all the way. The ending parts show us some ideal version of HP reality, of sorts. I don't mean that it's all roses, fluffy bunnies, and holding hands. It's hard to explain. I mean, in another story, I probably would dismiss the last few parts as too easy or unbelievable, but in this one, they weren't unbelievable at all. We've been led to it through the entire story, so as a result, those last parts are as enchanting as the rest of the fic, and not boring at all, as I would have expected. I probably confused everybody completely, so to summarise: I loved the story, the beginning, the middle, the ending, all of it :) Do try it!


Sweatin' to the Voldies, by [anon] ##
Harry/Draco, (mostly past) Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, NC-17, 24,500 words. Summary: The-Boy-Who-Lived has become The-Boy-Who-Ate, and his girlfriend just can't take it anymore. After Ginny leaves Harry for presumably slimmer pastures, Harry realizes that if he has any chance of getting her back, he's going to have to get fit quick. It's really just his bad luck that a certain pale, pointy bastard owns the only wizarding gym in the country. Warnings: EWE, frottage, rimming, tiny bit of movie canon (flying origami notes).

If you are one of those people who are tired of Draco always been portrayed as slim or skinny, this fic is for you. It features bulky!Draco. Yes, it also features fat!Harry. Both of which I'm happy to see because after so many HP fics read, I welcome any believable step off the well-trodden road of H/D fiction. The fic is at once refreshing, entertaining, very vivid, and moving. What else to wish! Well, good writing of course but it has that too. To quote a reviewer, "It was the perfect balance of humour, plot, angst and reality." I do admit that I don't believe in this Draco's motivation of opening the gym -- or don't completely buy it -- but it's a really enjoyable reading on the whole, and certain scenes are plain hilarious. Which makes me strongly suspect who the author is, but I'll keep that to myself. Highly recommended!

	User:	daily_deviant (posted by ghot)
	Date:	2009-10-27 01:56
	Subject:	Renda, R
	Security:	Public

Title: Renda
Artist: ghot
Media: PS
Characters: Remus/Severus
Rating: R
Warnings: C'est crappy art.
Themes/kinks chosen: Hyphephilia.
Artist's notes: I'm late... again. Sorry!

( Rendado )

	User:	daily_deviant (posted by purplefluffycat)
	Date:	2009-10-27 01:39
	Subject:	Fic: 'Dinner and a Show', Minerva, Albus/Severus/Minerva, NC-17
	Security:	Public

Hello Everyone,

The post is slightly late by my time-zone (apologies!), but hopefully not by yours...

I hope you enjoy :-)

Title: Dinner and a Show
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Minerva-centric, Albus/Severus, Albus/Severus/Minerva (with a mention of Scrimgeour/Shacklebolt)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible aphrodisiacs
Other Warnings: Fantasy, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Threesome
Word Count: about 3800
Summary/Description: Minerva is a slash-girl. Albus and Severus decide to give her the best birthday present, ever...

Author's Notes: Stands alone, but I did imagine this story would naturally follow Surveillance, in which Albus and Severus get together, with a little help from Minerva.



( Dinner and a Show )

	User:	painless_j
	Date:	2009-10-26 02:15
	Subject:	Happy birthday!
	Security:	Public

Dearest lyssaphra, happy birthday! Hope the day is fun and full of warmth and nice presents :) Here's some music for you. It's a selection I call "My German Super-Leaugue #1". Box.net tends to mess up the sequence of the uploaded files, so I've added links to each song as well as to the folder. I did make it with the proper sequence in mind, so that one song flows into the other smoothly. But in any case, hope you like a few of them!

The rest of you guys, feel free to partake. Files are uploaded to Box.net, which means that you can listen to them before/as well as download(ing).

Song title Length Band Album

Wo bist du 3:55 Rammstein Rosenrot
Herr Mannehig [Acoustic Version] 3:07 In Extremo Verehrt Und Angespien (Worshipped & Spat At)
Das Messer 4:19 Subway to Sally Herzblut
Vollmond 4:00 In Extremo Sunder Ohne Zugel: Unbridled Sinner
Stirb nicht vor mir (Don't Die Before I Do) 4:05 Rammstein Rosenrot
Der Wind hat mir ein Lied erzaehlt 3:50 Nina Hagen Return of the Mother
Kleine Schwester 3:59 Subway to Sally Engelskrieger
Falsche Gotter 4:39 Megaherz Himmelfahrt
Ego 4:16 Oomph! Ego Rock Duro Y Heavy
Die Gier 3:46 In Extremo Sunder Ohne Zugel: Unbridled Sinner Rock
Kleid aus Rosen 5:02 Subway to Sally Herzblut Folk Rock
Rosenrot 3:54 Rammstein Rosenrot
So rot 3:49 Subway to Sally Herzblut
Tranen Der Sehnsucht (part I & II) 9:37 Lacrimosa Einsamkeit [UK]
Story of Pain 4:45 Staub Trockenzeit
African Reggae 4:12 Nina Hagen Band Nunsexmonkrock/Nina Hagen Band
Der Morgen Danach 4:26 Lacrimosa Fassade
Seemannslied 5:17 Subway To Sally Nord Nord Ost

PS: Sorry, I lost umlauts somewhere when copy-pasting.